I don’t have a problem with a genuine #FF where it states a good reason why I should go and start following this new person, I do have a massive problem when there are reams of tweets #FFing the world and cramming as many Twitter accounts into the one tweet as possible.

Oh and just to continue on with my rant there really is nothing worse that someone RTing the tweet that they were #FF’d in!  And now I sound like an ffing lunatic!

I suppose that one of the reasons I get so angry about it all, apart from the fact it is useless drivel filling up the Twitter stream, is that I probably miss a lot of genuine Follow Fridays because of all this rubbish.  So on one of the blog posts I read recently, whilst over a year old, they did mention trying to start a #RealFF and I would be interested to hear if anyone has used it, been impressed by it and has found new business or contacts through it?

I have to say until this madness calms down I will not be partaking in the #FF love-in, just not my scene and just adds to the nonsense in my opinion that Twitter is kind of leaning towards, you know the thing I’m talking about, where people RT something just because it’s got their name in it – come on, that’s like showing newspaper clippings to random people in the street just because there happened to be a photo of you in it!

So, is it confirmed that I am definitely a grumpy old woman or is anyone else feeling my pain?  Answers on a genuine lack of #FF tagged up tweet please

At one point after trying to upload a profile image 6 times I gave up… went away and made a cup of coffee, came back and there it was as if nothing weird had been happening at all.  Also with all these new and improved features why oh why does Facebook still not realise that there are people outside the USA using it, and therefore don’t want to put their price in as $’s or have full stops put in their telephone numbers.  But the most annoying of all, when did Facebook decide that the about us section of a business page will not actually be about us unless we change the category to something innocuous like ‘company’ rather than the reality which is many of our customers are hotels.  Just sheer frustration all week.

However, I do like to end on a positive note – the ability to change the images on the apps is a welcome addition, as is the ability to pin and highlight posts but why do I get the impression Facebook are giving with one hand and taking away with the other?

Anyone else feel a rant coming on that they would like to share?

Well there is nothing more frustrating for us going to see a customer we have been working with who doesn’t let their customer know that they are on all of these social media platforms.  As we all know, we are now living in an instant gratification world these days thanks to the nearly immediate actions you can take online, so for example if I am sitting in your hotel room with my smart phone and I am loving the tea and coffee making facilities, I may be tempted to talk about you on Facebook with my friends….. now what was your hotel called again?  I put the search in my Facebook on the phone and it gives me 10 different options based on your hotel name and I have no idea which one you are…. right, won’t bother then.  The same applies to Foursquare and to Twitter.

We know that you don’t want to cheapen your look by being on a constant sales drive, but we also know that customers rarely open bedroom folders, or look on the back of menus, or look at your company brochure for this type of information.  You need a simple, cost effective way of getting that kind of information across.  So our ideas are as follows:

• Tent cards with small icons and your profile name next to them on every table in your business
• A proper email signature that goes out on absolutely every email you send that includes the icons and your profile name
• Business cards with all of your contact details, social media icons and profile names rather than a picture of your business logo, scattered about the place or put in an envelope with every mailout you send
• Anything that electronically leaves your business, i.e your newsletter – make sure you always include the social media icon with your profile name

We used to find ourselves saying all the time, what is the point of having a lovely website if no one finds you on Google?  These days we find ourselves saying, what is the point in setting up all of this social media and making sure you use it if no one knows you are on it?

If you want to find us you can like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter, view screenshots of our work on Flickr, view our website, and we don’t have a YouTube chanel because us talking about SEO will send you to sleep!

We have all read the stories and heard the horrors of privacy on Facebook and of stalking on Twitter but as ever I would like to take a balanced view of social media.  Without social media we would struggle to do our job, businesses would lose that direct contact with customers and on a personal level I would miss being in touch with friends and family across the globe.   However, I would also like to think I have a ‘moderation switch’.

So what is my switch moto ‘if I walked into a room with friends, acquaintances and a smattering of people I don’t know, would I say out loud my status update’?  And as far as privacy and people finding out about you and your personal information, bear in mind – its not just Facebook and Twitter where you are actively sharing your information, think about Google – they know your shopping preferences, your health scares, your celebrity stalking tendencies and don’t forget Tesco and that clubcard you use, oh and your bank account with linked debit and credit cards…. you know that argument of identity cards or not – they already know all that information and it is all accessible for the right price.

In my opinion, and it is just my opinion, use social media with some basic moderation rules and you should be just fine… and if things get out of control or you are being bullied report the people that are doing the bullying, there are so many in built tools especially on Facebook and Twitter so use them!  And my last comment on the subject, if you don’t want people to know anything about you then don’t use the Internet and work on a cash only basis.

Comments gratefully received on our business Facebook page

All businesses encounter problems, delivery issues (why charge more to the Highlands – don’t get me started on that one!), stock issues, faulty or damaged goods, or as in the case of a recent transaction with Amazon, the order was lost completely.  Who’s fault is it?  Well I don’t really care to be honest I just want the goods that we ordered.  So I went onto the Amazon website, went to my orders, found the one that still had not arrived, pressed contact us, said they hadn’t arrived and within 5 minutes – yes you did read that right – I got a response from Amazon that wasn’t one of these ‘thank you for your enquiry we will deal with it when we manage to get round to it’ replies, it was in good English and it answered my question.  Now why, if a large and lets be honest enormous company like Amazon can manage good customer service, why can’t we all?

As a small business we pride ourselves on customer service, hate to think that a customer is let down by our lack of attention to detail or by not keeping them informed of anything, but our customer base is much more manageable than Amazon’s – so what makes them so different?  We have a list of complaints from Blackberry to Vodafone, Scottish Hydro Electric to Intuit Quickbooks and all of them are large multinational companies and all of them fail miserably to deal with customers the way we should be dealt with.

Not quite sure what I am going to do about it other than my usual rant on our blog, but I am interested to hear your good and bad customer service experiences so we know who to use in the future and who to avoid like the plague… our current avoidance recommendation is the Morrisons Petrol Station at Fort William – rude staff – and our current hero is obviously Amazon   Who are your heroes and villains in the customer service world?

Thanks to the 140 character width on Twitter I appreciate that you sometimes have to be a bit canny with the way you word things, but using sum instead of some just is not right and I am here to stand up for the English language!  I can almost (and I mean almost) put up with numbers being used instead of words i.e. 4-for or 2-to/too and 2B-to be or my personal favourite (not) m8-mate but to change words completely so that their meaning makes no sense just makes me shake my head in shame like a grown up adult – who’d have thought it?

So, what has driven me to a blog post like this today, well normally I wouldn’t name and shame, however, as the company in question this morning is a large well known and well respected company I thought I would actually say GLASGOW AIRPORT why oh why are you letting someone write public notices (Twitter posts) for you who clearly has a tenuous grip on the English language?  They are promoting your business and regardless of the fact that this is social media, this doesn’t mean that you can use teenage slang does it m8?  Oh and by the way Glasgow airport – the link to your Twitter profile from the home page of your website doesn’t work – just kind of makes everything even worse!

Text messages are predominantly personal, but a Twitter stream or Facebook page especially for large companies is out there in the public domain and I find it incomprehensible that work is not vetted prior to being published online?  Perhaps I just need to shut up and realise that this is the way things are going, but I hope not.

Don’t get me wrong, we have come back to overflowing in-boxes and more than one telephone message, but the to do list makes it all manageable but what I am really blogging about is that how just a little bit of communication really has made all the difference to our state of mind and our customer’s expectations.

Everyone needs a holiday, if you are to work effectively with renewed vigor it really is worth recharging those batteries, but as I have blogged before, being self employed doesn’t lend itself to holidays, especially not when you work with your other half!

So what did we do differently this time that enabled us to get away for such a long time?  We let our customers know when we would be away and what to do in an emergency – not that Internet marketing or SEO is ever life or death you understand!  How did we do this…. well I used Mailchimp to set up an above board, fully legal mail out to our address list.  I then added in subsections to our database and emailed out specific information to specific groups of customers informing them of what to do and who to contact if their website went down or their email stopped working.

And do you know what – no one had an emergency after all and by letting everyone know that we were out of the country and that we weren’t turning our mobiles on they didn’t get in touch even though they knew we were away.  Having had time off in the past when people still thought it acceptable to ring at 10pm on a Sunday night, these two weeks have been a revelation.

Having taken the time to work with Mailchimp and find out all the wonderful things it can do, we are going to be offering newsletter set up and management out to customers so do let us know if you are interested and when we are ready to offer a package we will be in touch.

So, now we are back from our travels (NYC and a wee cruise on the QM2) we are raring to go, fully recharged and extremely happy with our self serving customers

So, what do we do?  We call our friendly Vodafone helpline, who after 10 different button push choices tell us that we can’t speak to a human but we can use the online chat facility.  That’s fine, my typing speed is quick and my Internet connection for the minute seems stable enough to cope.  I explain our problem to 1st chat representative and ask if we can change our contract onto iPhones, you know send our BB’s back to them, stay on the same enormous tariff that we don’t use all of the minutes, texts or data usage for anyway, so they are still making money out of us – I am kind of thinking this is sounding quite familiar to many of you.  Oh and did I mention that we have been with Vodfone for probably 12 years, loyal service blah blah blah.

Well, 1st Vodafone chat representative said there was no way we could get out of our current contract, nor could it be downgraded, but don’t worry, we could purchase new phones from Vodafone and they will change the tariff over from Blackberry to iPhone.  Job done…  ‘I will transfer this chat to our sales team’…. ok.  2nd Vodafone chat representative joins the conversation and I have to give him 15 minutes to read through previous chat and that he will get back to me.  15 minutes later and his first question is ‘so you would like to buy an iPhone’.  This is going great, yes is my answer and we will sell back our Blackberries to Vodafone in order to help pay for them.  Silly silly me – what was I thinking?  This now leads to a full discussion and a repetition of everything I have already typed and he has supposedly read, and for him to keep telling me not to sell our phones because did we know we were in a contract?  Did we also know that we can’t upgrade until next November?  Not sure I have ever experience online chat rage before, but I have now!

So to cut a very long story short, we are now left with two options, pay £500 each to have a new iPhone – not going to happen, or stick with our current over priced contract of which we only use half of the allocated service using phones that are now deemed unreliable and work only when they feel like it.  And before I get inundated with the comments such as ‘good old Blackberry giving Steve Jobs a fitting send off’ or ‘you should have got an iPhone in the first place’ I am genuinely interested to hear if other people have had similar problems and what you did to resolve them?

I will be sad to see my Blackberry go, but what is the point in having a work tool that isn’t reliable?  Not even sure if I am convinced I want an iPhone and perhaps HTC is the way forward, but right now, we are stuck in a rut with Vodafone refusing to budge an inch….

Answers and suggestions on a BBM…

However, it seems recently that there have been so many glitches with Facebook that it is starting to drive me slightly mad!  Having watched The Social Network over the weekend for the second time (we even went to the pictures to see this one) there was one scene in the film where the founder of Facebook was making the point that it must and will never go offline.  He’s quite right, I cant remember the site ever being offline, but he neglected to say ‘but it might go wrong now and again’.

I have found one helpful hint to stop Facebook messing with your head is to insert the word beta into the url i.e. http://www.beta.facebook.com as this seems to make the majority of issues resolve themselves, however, just recently I am struggling on a daily basis with making apps work with my pages.  This is not an issue I have with my personal profile it is just business pages, and due to the nature of our work, I am admin on an ever growing list of pages and when I find something new, useful and just damn good obviously I want to add this new service to all pages applicable.  So why does Facebook make it so difficult?!   I am kind of thinking it is because Facebook was never meant to be for business use and so has not upgraded this side of their business as well as the personal side of it.

As ever, interested to hear other people’s experiences – answers on a Facebook post please

So, the dilemma is:  what do you do when your customers don’t pay on time even though you have had discussions, you have agreed a way of working out the payments and then all of a sudden they stop taking your calls or not responding to emails?

Well, in the past this was the situation we were in and we naively thought that the customer in question would clear his debt and all would be well again.  How silly were we?  He ended up leaving us, still owing us a considerable amount of money, was verbally threatening on email and telephone and was so horrid that we ended up giving him the information he required to set up his website with someone else just to get rid of him.  That was a year ago and to this day we have still not received the money even after spending more money asking a debt collection company to get involved.

So, you can imagine how awkward we now feel when we find ourselves in a similar situation with two more customers.  Long standing customers, one of them is relatively local, and we are in the position where if we take the websites down we are effectively cutting off one of the major streams of income to their businesses.  Whilst this pains us and makes us feel uncomfortable, from a business point of view we are in the position of if we take their website offline then we are almost guaranteeing that the relationship is now beyond repair and we are probably going to lose their business.

Well, we had to toughen up, one website went offline yesterday – and amazingly enough the customer has got in touch – the other website is due to go offline tomorrow – we will see what happens then.  In the grand scheme of things, it is not cost effective having to spend time chasing payments so what do you do as a small business owner who doesn’t like to upset people?

I don’t know the answer!  As always, keen to find out how you deal with this situation because I am sure we are not the only ones.